She said, “I thought you’d like to know. I stopped at China Lily for dinner tonight.”
“Yes,” she said, “And I got two fortune cookies. One of them was yours. It said, ‘TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR INDULGENCES.'”
“How did you know that one was mine?”
“Oh I just know it was … You’re the one with the golf addiction.”
If you are married to someone for 30 years, a sense of humor could come in handy.